Ridin' rubber, rent checks, livin' on ramen
Chappin' our ass 'cause we can't afford Charmin
Rockin' that one-ply, one-ply
Shakin' down the couch, found a buffalo nickel
Medium guitar pick, Burger King pickle
Eww, it's kinda petrified, petrified

Dollar's worth of gas didn't even move the needle
Livin' this leave-a-penny, take-a-penny life
Doors unlocked 'cause there's nothin' left to steal
Haw, baby doll, that's alright

Hey, girl, got that million dollar kiss
Know just what to do with it
Gettin' me feelin' filthy rich
Hey, girl, put that body all on me
Like I hit the lottery
Everything you do to me, honey, that's money
Money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money

Girl, I sure can't tell you've been workin' your butt off
The way you're rockin' them second-hand cutoffs
Mmm, can I talk you into takin' 'em off?
Score a little discount, 6-pack Keystone
Use a paper sack, twist a little home grown
Go on and get a Friday night on
Girl, one of these days, gonna look back laughin'
Sippin' pomegranate sake at Nobu
But, baby, 'til then I'm a have-not havin'
And everything I have's got, with you

Hey, girl, got that million dollar kiss
Know just what to do with it
Gettin' me feelin' filthy rich
Hey, girl, put that body all on me
Like I hit the lottery
Everything you do to me, honey, that's money
Money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money

Dollar's worth of gas didn't even move the needle
Livin' this leave-a-penny, take-a-penny life
Doors unlocked 'cause there's nothin' left to steal
Haw, baby doll, that's alright

Hey, girl, got that million dollar kiss
Know just what to do with it
Gettin' me feelin' filthy rich
Hey, girl, put that body all on me
Like I hit the lottery
Everything you do to me, honey, that's money
Money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money