Never win first place, I don't support the team
I can't take direction, and my socks are never
Clean

Teachers dated me,
My parents hated me
I was always in a fight
'Cause I can't do nothin' right

Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
I can't take the person starin' back at me
I'm a hazard to myself

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
I wanna be somebody else

LA told me, "You'll be a pop star.
All you have to change is everything you are."
Tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty, that just ain't me

So, doctor, doctor
Won't you please prescribe me something
A day in the life of someone else?
'Cause I'm a hazard to myself

Don't let me get me no
I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating no
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

Don't let me get me don't let me
I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

So, doctor, doctor
Won't you please prescribe me something
A day in the life of someone else?
Don't let me get me

Oh I'm a hazard to myself

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself yourself
So irritating
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else