[Verse 1]
My funny Valentine
Sweet, comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable, unphotographable
Yet you're my favorite work of art

[Chorus]
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

[Chorus]
But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day

[Pre-Chorus]
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

[Chorus]
But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day

[Outro]
Each day is Valentine's Day