I've never seen her
I've never met her
And all this time all you can do is just talk about her

All the thousands of things she says
and text messages you get
Straight from her
But I've never seen her

I've never seen her
I've never met her
And all this time all you can do is just brag about her

All those pictures that you take
And those flowers that you get
Just for her
But I've never seen her

Imaginary girlfriend
Imaginary girlfriend

All the million of things she says
And those messages you get
Straight from her
But I've never seen her
I've never seen her
I've never met her
And all this time all you can do is just talk about her

All those email that you sent

And those places that you went

While you were with her

But I've never seen her

Imaginary girlfriend
Imaginary girlfriend

How you tweeted her and said:

"Oh, I miss you I can't wait!"

You bragged about her

But I've never seen her
Imaginary girlfriend

All the million things she says
and those messages you get
Straight from her
But I've never seen her

Imaginary girlfriend
Imaginary girlfriend
Imaginary girlfriend
Imaginary girlfriend