[Intro]
Ooh, ah

[Verse 1]
I can't wait to be
Thirty-something
I desperately want to be
Thirty-something
On my way to the nearest AA meeting
One of the many weekly things

[Chorus]
But you don't love me at my gutturals sound
You don't deserve me at my guttural sound

[Post-Chorus]
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba

[Verse 2]
Adopt a puppy
We can raise it (Raise it)
One of those Italian greyhounds
We can name her Stacy
In the dog park, have a discussion
Which Brita filter is the best one

[Chorus]
But you don't love me at my gutturals sound
You don't deserve me at my guttural sound
If you don't love me at my gutturals sound
You don't deserve me at my guttural sound

[Post-Chorus]
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba