[Verse 1]
When you say things you don't believe
Delu- delu- delusory
Like you've never been happy
Delu- delu- delusory
Do you do it just to make a scene?
Delu- delu- delusory
'Cause after that they asked us to leave
Delu- delu- delusory

[Pre-Chorus]
I wonder how you do it
It must be exhausting all the time
Surrounded by the people that you wholeheartedly despise

[Chorus]
What I wouldn't do to slip a truth serum to you
A fantastical account
That we're all dying to hear

What I wouldn't do to slip a truth serum to you
A fantastical account
That we're all dying to hear

Vexing Justine
Vexing Justine
Perplexing Justine
Justine

[Verse 2]
When you say things you don't believe
Delu- delu- delusory
Like you've never been happy
Delu- delu- delusory
Do you do it just to make a scene
Delu- delu- delusory
But everyone else thinks that you're mean
Delu- delu- delusory

[Bridge]
You'd risk it all to
Have them chase your tail for a while
Keep your cards close to your heart
And dish them out with a smile
When you're too drunk to win
Feeling lame brained and itchy
That some other time you phone me

[Chorus]
What I wouldn't do to slip a truth serum to you
A fantastical account
That we're all dying to hear

What I wouldn't do to slip a truth serum to you
A fantastical account
That we're all dying to hear

Vexing Justine
Vexing Justine
Perplexing Justine
Justine

What I wouldn't do to slip a truth serum to you
A fantastical account
That we're all dying to hear