You are the smartest rat
In the sewer
You know all the nooks and the cracks
To allure
Unsuspecting mice
They don't have to think twice
You are the smartest rat
In the sewer

[Bridge]
Oh come on come on down into the pipe
Oh my darling you'll be alright
If its just for one night
See what its like on the other side

[Chorus]
I will hate you forever
I will hate you forever
Scumbag, sleaze
Slimeball, grease
You really do disgust me

Your love is like a crocodile
Entice you in
Elegantly style
And I knew you were bad all along
But still I swam in to welcoming jaws

[Bridge]
Oh come on come on down into the pipe
Oh my darling you'll be alright
If its just for one night
See what its like on the other side

[Chorus]
I will hate you forever
I will hate you forever
Scumbag, sleaze
Slimeball, grease
You really do disgust me

I will hate you forever
I will hate you forever
I will hate you forever
You really do disgust me
You really do disgust me