Doctor, doctor, doctor ya ya
Doctor, doctor, doctor ya ya
Doctor, doctor, doctor ya ya
Doctor, doctor, doctor ya ya

Oh my god, I'm sick ya
Help me someone, I'm sick ya
Tasukete dare ka kono mama da to shinu
Nani tabetemo flavor, no flavor
Nani kītemo feelings, no feelings

Oh my God, I'm gonna die
Mada shinitaku nai mada ikiteitai

Kono chikyū wa ima
Nani kara nani made
Kazu ga ō sugite omoshiroku nai ne
Ano MODEL-tachi mo minna
Onaji kao shiteta doppelgänger？

Shinkoku da ne mata dōrui ga
Afureta minna de basuke shitai
Dare ga mane de dare ga gachi da
Shiruka kudaran minna ga gachi da

Are mo kore mo omoshirokunai
Shigeki ga hoshī dake na no ni
Minna wa kitto futsū ga kirai
Futsū ga ippai

Kikiakita 'n da yo mō zenbu
Miakita 'n da yo kono būmu
This is no-flavor syndrome ya
Omaera ja aji ga shinai 'n da yo hey
Help me doctor hen na n desu
Aji ga shinaishini sō desu
Niki niki niki doctor
Puripuri please help me

Oh my God, I'm sick ya
Help me doctor, I'm sick ya
Tasukete yo doctor kono mama da to shinu
Nani mo tokimekanai nothing
Mata onaji mono ga what is it?

Kono jidai wa jōhō ga afureru
Noroi ni kakattemasu

Uso bakka no Twitter
Minna jishō HERO
Iyake ga sasu yo higawari akuyaku
Konya no ejiki wa omae da
Mata ashita kara wa dare da

Nanimokamo ga ryōsangata da (niki niki)
Watashi dake ga (pichi pichi)
Kirakira shitai (kira kira)

Minna tsumannai ikioi ga nai
Kirawareru no ga kowai mitai
Minna to issho sore wo ima
Kosei to yobu' n da

Kikiakita 'n da yo mō zenbu
Miakita 'n da yo kono būmu
This is no flavor syndrome
Omaera ja aji ga shinai 'n da yo hey
Help me doctor hen na n desu
Aji ga shinaishini sō desu
Niki niki niki doctor
Puripuri please help me

Niki niki, pichi pichi
Niki niki, kira kira
Doctor, doctor, doctor ya ya
Doctor ya ya