Oh, there's a Bentley
A house in Chelsea
There's a myriad o' things that you can get me
A little pony,
A bunch of Tonys
Oh, the things that you could do for me

Oh, Santa, oh, Santa
I know that you deliver everything I'm after
But you don't need to read another Christmas list
Just save a little kiss for me

Oh, a jacuzzi,
Oh, that'll do me
With a bubble bath and back rub with Clooney
Oh an elixir,
A super fixer
Oh, the things that you could do for me

Oh, Santa, oh, Santa
I know that you deliver everything I'm after
But you don't need to read another Christmas list
Just save a little kiss for me

Oh, Santa
Well, yeah, there's a few things on my list
Few things I'd like
But there's not a lot that I—I really need.
Or maybe?

Oh, a tiara, a baby llama
A private dinner with president Obama
A trip to outer space
To get off my face
Oh, the things that you could do for me

Oh, Santa, oh, Santa
I know that you deliver everything I'm after
But you don't need to read another Christmas list
Oh, I know you got better things to do than this
Oh, you don't need to read another Christmas list
Just save a little kiss for me

Thank you, Santa